The next generation is around the corner. And with it, video gamers will get wrinkles, hair follicles, and pores like they've never seen before. Before we know it, the Uncanny Valley will become the new normal.

Moby Dick Studios boss "Joakim Mogren" appeared on GTTV tonight to show off some new Phantom Pain images. He was covered in bandages.

I'm not exactly the world's biggest Metal Gear fan, so for me, the most enjoyable thing about the reveal of The Phantom Pain (which might or might not be Metal Gear Solid 5) wasn't the game itself, but the emergence of its "CEO", Joakim Mogren. And an accompanying Twitter account.