All 30 Mario Kart 8 characters, reviewed. Read John Teti's hilarious take on the cartoon cast in Nintendo's newest kart racer. "Rather than being an empty sad-sack, Luigi has become the personified answer to the question, 'What if Mario were kind of an asshole?' And this is awesome." Read more
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