That's a long time, but maybe just wait until the Wii U version comes out in a few weeks?
Recently, Japanese Twitter user Zenaorz1 uploaded this image of a 71,582,030 minute ban—which equals 136 years. The image has been retweeted over one thousand times, and Zenaorz1 was left wondering what caused this.
A. Don't target a single player in four-player multiplayer.
B. Until this is fixed, only use one-on-one versus.
C. Don't use online. Heh.
D. Don't quit during a match.
[Photo: via Always Nintendo]
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