You can elude the Dominion. You can evade the Zerg. You can swipe precious artifacts out from under the watchful eyes of the Protoss and escape without a scratch, but you can never escape Apple's crack marketing squad.
Note: iPistol will not fire if held firmly by the grip.
DISCUSSION
So, Starcraft decides to poke a little fun of Apple's famous iPod commercials, and you use it as an opportunity to make make another crack about the iPhone 4 hype-grip...
Yawn... isn't this antennagate thing over yet?