17. Morbius (2022)
The less said about this one, the better. Not even a meme campaign could make a movie featuring a D-List Spidey villain a compelling narrative. Morbius commits the cardinal sin of moviemaking: It’s a flat-out bore, even with Jared Harris, Matt Smith, and Adria Arjona giving it their all. Jared Leto’s acting in the lead role is flat and uninspired as if he’s phoning it in—which is unfortunate because there’s a good foundation for it to be a serviceable horror-adjacent film (it is about vampires, after all!). Sadly, it just never comes together, and instead a series of bland filmmaking choices make it an all-around misfire.
