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Animal Crossing: New Horizons is not a sexy game. But that hasn’t stopped the drawings of dicks and breasts, sexy custom outfits and more. All this is inevitable, I know!

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Note: This article has NSFW content that some readers might find objectionable.

As Kotaku previously posted investigative report, if people can create dicks in a game, they will.

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But first, know that in New Horizons, people are noticing that some of the preset islands have ponds that sure look penis-shaped.

Unintentional or not, there are already sexy times in New Horizons!

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Others are finding such bodies of water on other islands.

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Penis lake, huh?

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If you are given a penis waterfall that you don’t terraform yourself, you have only one choice: You must name it “Penis Falls.”

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This is very important.

Other players are being more proactive and taking advantage of the customization tools in Animal Crossing: New Horizons to sexy-up the game, whether through terraforming or making things saucy in other ways.

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Hot!

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Making a bikini top.

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A hentai hat.

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Of course, people are drawing dicks!

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And creating a room full of dicks.

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Hentai art.

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More accurate sexy character recreations.

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Another bikini top sans bikini bottom.

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Saggy boobs.

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This was also inevitable.

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Creating curvy clothes.

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A custom-made porn mag.

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A skimpy bikini.

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Penis fashion.

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Boob hats.

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And more boobs.

Once again, this is further proof if you give people the tools, they’ll draw dicks and boobs and all sorts of stuff.

Originally from Texas, Ashcraft has called Osaka home since 2001. He has authored six books, including most recently, The Japanese Sake Bible.

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