So, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is going to feature every fighter to ever appear in Nintendo’s fighting game series. That’s fine, but it’s not enough. There could be, and should be, even more fighters.

After all, why go back in time to rehash old favourites when there’s a whole world out there of characters who have never had the chance to punch Mario in the face?

So I thought I’d draw up a list of potential additions to the roster.

CAPTAIN RAINBOW
BIRDO

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THE KILLER BEES
AMATERASU
MISANGO

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KING ZORA
METAL SONIC
EZLO

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SPARKSTER
RAMON SALAZAR
COLONEL CHRISTOPHER “MAVERICK” BLAIR

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GANDHI
GORO MAJIMA
JR SMITH

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CHIPS DUBBO
COOL SPOT
3

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THARJA
MARA
KARL MARX

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YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG
GUNPEI YOKOI
TONY HAWKS PRO SKATER 2 ON THE GAME BOY ADVANCE

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STEVE MARTIN
NIntendo e-Reader
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

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KING LOUIS XVI OF FRANCE
BLINX THE CAT
DAN MARINO

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OLD KANYE

RED ALERT 3 TIM CURRY

ROBOCOP

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BERNARD BLACK
THE GONE HOME HOUSE
LOOT BOX

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MAD CATZ XBOX CONTROLLER
CHICKEN PARMIAGANA
1993 LANCIA DELTA HF INTEGRALE EVOLUZIONE II

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KALLAX SHELF UNIT
DIGNITY

Obviously not all of these need to end up in the game. But just some of them making the cut would be nice.