So, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is going to feature every fighter to ever appear in Nintendo’s fighting game series. That’s fine, but it’s not enough. There could be, and should be, even more fighters.

After all, why go back in time to rehash old favourites when there’s a whole world out there of characters who have never had the chance to punch Mario in the face?

So I thought I’d draw up a list of potential additions to the roster.

CAPTAIN RAINBOW

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BIRDO
THE KILLER BEES

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AMATERASU
MISANGO

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KING ZORA
METAL SONIC

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EZLO
SPARKSTER

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RAMON SALAZAR
COLONEL CHRISTOPHER “MAVERICK” BLAIR

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GANDHI
GORO MAJIMA

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JR SMITH
CHIPS DUBBO

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COOL SPOT
3

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THARJA
MARA

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KARL MARX
YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG

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GUNPEI YOKOI
TONY HAWKS PRO SKATER 2 ON THE GAME BOY ADVANCE

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STEVE MARTIN
NIntendo e-Reader

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ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC
KING LOUIS XVI OF FRANCE

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BLINX THE CAT
DAN MARINO

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OLD KANYE

RED ALERT 3 TIM CURRY

ROBOCOP

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BERNARD BLACK
THE GONE HOME HOUSE

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LOOT BOX
MAD CATZ XBOX CONTROLLER

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CHICKEN PARMIAGANA
1993 LANCIA DELTA HF INTEGRALE EVOLUZIONE II

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KALLAX SHELF UNIT
DIGNITY

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Obviously not all of these need to end up in the game. But just some of them making the cut would be nice.