Illustration for article titled Some More Characters Wed Like To See In iSuper Smash Bros. Ultimate/i

So, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is going to feature every fighter to ever appear in Nintendo’s fighting game series. That’s fine, but it’s not enough. There could be, and should be, even more fighters.

After all, why go back in time to rehash old favourites when there’s a whole world out there of characters who have never had the chance to punch Mario in the face?

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So I thought I’d draw up a list of potential additions to the roster.

CAPTAIN RAINBOW
CAPTAIN RAINBOW
BIRDO
BIRDO
THE KILLER BEES
THE KILLER BEES
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AMATERASU
AMATERASU
MISANGO
MISANGO
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KING ZORA
KING ZORA
METAL SONIC
METAL SONIC
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EZLO
EZLO
SPARKSTER
SPARKSTER
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RAMON SALAZAR
RAMON SALAZAR
COLONEL CHRISTOPHER “MAVERICK” BLAIR
COLONEL CHRISTOPHER “MAVERICK” BLAIR
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GANDHI
GANDHI
GORO MAJIMA
GORO MAJIMA
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JR SMITH
JR SMITH
CHIPS DUBBO
CHIPS DUBBO
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COOL SPOT
COOL SPOT
3
3
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THARJA
THARJA
MARA
MARA
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KARL MARX
KARL MARX
YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG
YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG
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GUNPEI YOKOI
GUNPEI YOKOI
TONY HAWKS PRO SKATER 2 ON THE GAME BOY ADVANCE
TONY HAWKS PRO SKATER 2 ON THE GAME BOY ADVANCE
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STEVE MARTIN
STEVE MARTIN
NIntendo e-Reader
NIntendo e-Reader
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ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC
KING LOUIS XVI OF FRANCE
KING LOUIS XVI OF FRANCE
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BLINX THE CAT
BLINX THE CAT
DAN MARINO
DAN MARINO
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OLD KANYE
OLD KANYE
RED ALERT 3 TIM CURRY
ROBOCOP
ROBOCOP
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BERNARD BLACK
BERNARD BLACK
THE GONE HOME HOUSE
THE GONE HOME HOUSE
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LOOT BOX
LOOT BOX
MAD CATZ XBOX CONTROLLER
MAD CATZ XBOX CONTROLLER
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CHICKEN PARMIAGANA
CHICKEN PARMIAGANA
1993 LANCIA DELTA HF INTEGRALE EVOLUZIONE II
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KALLAX SHELF UNIT
KALLAX SHELF UNIT
DIGNITY
DIGNITY
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Obviously not all of these need to end up in the game. But just some of them making the cut would be nice.

Luke Plunkett is a Senior Editor based in Canberra, Australia. He has written a book on cosplay, designed a game about airplanes, and also runs cosplay.kotaku.com.

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