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Since the mid-2000s, Smash.gg’s tournament organizer Bassem “Bear” Dahdouh hasn’t seen a month go by without somebody complaining about body odor at a local, regional or major Smash tournament. It’s not that a majority of Smash event attendees smell, he told me over e-mail. (He estimates that it’s only five percent of attendees at any given competition.) In fact, almost everyone I talked to said the stereotype is overblown. It’s that the players who stink tend to really stink, and worse, not enough attendees have the guts to let them know.

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“I’ve told people face to face their BO is getting to me when I make the rounds around [tournament] Pools,” Dahdouh explained. “If someone’s smell is so distracting to the point where others are complaining, I’ll gladly speak to that person to help remedy it.” At last year’s EVO tournament, Dahdouh reminded attendees to pack deodorant and shower daily with soap and shampoo.

But showering and using deodorant doesn’t always cut it; the body and its clothes both need to be clean to ward off the stench. Yesterday, Smash player and event organizer Richard “Keitaro” King gave Smash tournament attendees some free advice: “You can shower, but if your clothes smell like garbage, you smell like garbage. Wash your clothes before you wear them 5 times in a row.” For players wearing jerseys—especially ones provided by sponsors of teams—fresh clothing options may be limited. Still, King punctuated his tweet with emojis of praying hands, ocean waves and a red “SOS.” Smash ‘N’ Splash tournament helper Thomas “Pooch” Puccio said that, since his upcoming Smash event takes place at a water park with plenty of showers, he’s hoping attendees won’t re-experience the “brutal instances of olfactory offenses” he’s lived through.

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The stereotype could come from Smash’s grassroots background as a game played in basements and low-cost venues with poor ventilation, said Smash event organizer Pidge. Her old local venue was a repurposed karate studio, which had no air conditioning, small windows and poor ventilation on top of already smelling like sweat. Now that the Smash community has expanded, she said, organizers have been able to find venues better suited to hundreds of people playing a stressful, sweaty matches. She’s also seen tournament organizers hand out deodorant.

Pidge added that, while tournament stench is sometimes an issue, what’s really obnoxious is how incessantly Smash players tweet about it. “Like, ‘Okay, we get it. You want everyone to be reminded constantly that the smell isn’t you. Relax.’”

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