Shy Guy Is a Goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus

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Master toysmith Jin Saotome is back, and this time he's making the Mushroom Kingdom a little more badass with this heavily-armed interpretation of the cute little Shy Guy.

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Normally short and portly, this custom action figure is lean and packing a minigun, scythe, hammer and...scissors. His body was cannibalised from existing action figures based on Desaad, Spirit and Street Fighter's own Guile, and no, you can't buy this one.

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It's just for looking.

Custom Super Mario Bros "Shy Guy" action figure [Jin Saotome, via Tomopop]

Illustration for article titled Shy Guy Is a Goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Illustration for article titled Shy Guy Is a Goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Illustration for article titled Shy Guy Is a Goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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Illustration for article titled Shy Guy Is a Goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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Shy Guy is my favorite Mario character :0