Yesterday, Nintendo revealed the Super Smash Bros. ballot, a tool for requesting new Smash characters that will definitely be helpful for Nintendo and will certainly not be abused at all. (“Please limit your vote to one per person,” the site reads. Ha ha ha.)

So in addition to some great serious suggestions—Geno, Bayonetta, Goku—the world of Twitter has exploded with joke character submissions and requests.

I’ve rounded up some of my favorites, including one of my own (sorry). Enjoy.

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