Shirtless Mario Leads To Widespread Pandemonium

Nipples.

Today, Mario was spotted in the latest Nintendo Direct without a shirt on. Just like that, the internet forgot about its dashed hopes of a new Animal Crossing announcement or Smash Bros on Switch. All that mattered were the sweet little Hershey’s Kisses on Mario’s exposed thorax.

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Bringing things full circle, if there’s not a shirtless Mario skin in the next Smash Bros, people are gonna fucking riot.

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DISCUSSION

Shardik The Man Bear

Is it weird that of all of these, the thing that bothers me most is that someone is dumb enough to ask why yoshi, a reptile, doesn’t have nipples?