Shirtless Mario Leads To Widespread Pandemonium

PublishedSeptember 13, 2017

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Nipples.

Today, Mario was spotted in the latest Nintendo Direct without a shirt on. Just like that, the internet forgot about its dashed hopes of a new Animal Crossing announcement or Smash Bros on Switch. All that mattered were the sweet little Hershey’s Kisses on Mario’s exposed thorax.

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Bringing things full circle, if there’s not a shirtless Mario skin in the next Smash Bros, people are gonna fucking riot.

"everyone was so horny to play as naked link they didn't consider the consequences. now we have naked mario. i hope you're happy."