Unsolicited opinions put forth as questions

The Mandrake’s got flowers growing out of its head, and they’re asking me about my hair? Have you seen some of the demons walking around the Netherworld? I get it, it’s a lot riskier to ask the Bicorn about its wicked ram horns, or a Bug why it has that skull in its innards. But I’m still not taking lip from the ambulatory flower.