Shadow of Mordor isn't just a surprisingly good game. It also has the most romantic stealth-game tutorial of all time. We couldn't help but share this image from the beginning of the game. (Disregard the bottom line of text—that's just a subtitle.)

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So...I read this as "While in stealth, press (SQUARE) to kiss your knife.

Not sure that says anything good about me.