Chances that you end up dead in a video game are really good if you're one of the inventors or scientists with cutting-edge inventions. If it all happens in a Bioshock game or if this particular genius is the main character's father, then you can even bet money on their fate.

Here's Outside Xbox and seven video game masterminds with phallic flamethrowers and clanking monsters, all getting killed at the end:

Here's all seven "geniuses" shown in the clip. Careful, spoilers.

  1. Your dad in Fallout 3
  2. Cave Johnson in Portal 2
  3. Oswell E. Spencer in Resident Evil 5
  4. Dylan Fuentes in Dead Rising 3
  5. Harlan Wade in F.E.A.R.
  6. Rosalind (and Robert) Lutece in Bioshock Infinite
  7. Dr. Suchong in Bioshock

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