What freaks out an old-school gamer more, a Sonic kart-racer or a Mega Man with an easy mode? We have reviews of those games and more, plus two unoriginal movies, all subjected to our subjective blue-and-red judgments this week.
The Secret Armory of General Knoxx Micro-Review: Hot Coals Over a Cakewalk
In which Owen Good levels some difficulty level complaints.
https://kotaku.com/the-secret-armory-of-general-knoxx-micro-review-hot-co-5482967
The Crazies Movie Review: Left 4 Dead In a Small Town
In which Crecente celebrates the arrival of the thinking zombie.
https://kotaku.com/the-crazies-review-left-4-dead-in-a-small-town-5483118
Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing Review: Remaster System
In which McWhertor uses the word “Nintendoes.”
http://kotaku.com/5481222/sonic–sega-all+stars-racing-review-remaster-system
Mega Man 10 Micro-Review: Capcom Had Mercy
In which I praised old-school jumping over trucks.
https://kotaku.com/mega-man-10-micro-review-capcom-had-mercy-5484664
Toy Soldiers Micro-review: A Farewell To Arms?
In which Ashcraft feels like he is eight-years-old.
https://kotaku.com/toy-soldiers-micro-review-a-farewell-to-arms-5485541
Match Defense Toy Soldiers Micro-Review: Finally, Mom Can Help
In which I tried to to take Portugal.
http://kotaku.com/5486005/match-defense-toy-soldiers-micro+review-finally-mom-can-help
Alice In Wonderland Movie Review: A Bitter Underland
In which Fahey isn’t angling for back-of-DVD blurbs with lines such as “It’s the movie equivalent of Sonic & The Black Knight.”
https://kotaku.com/alice-in-wonderland-review-a-bitter-underland-5486721
