This isn’t even a trailer for a game. It’s a pitch to sell some EVE Online merch. And while it doesn’t make me want to part with my cash, it does make me want to get everyone else out of this house for a minute so I can run around with some Transformers going “pew pew pew pew pew”.
Put Down Those Toy Spaceships And Get Back To Work!
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