This isn't even a trailer for a game. It's a pitch to sell some EVE Online merch. And while it doesn't make me want to part with my cash, it does make me want to get everyone else out of this house for a minute so I can run around with some Transformers going "pew pew pew pew pew".
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Star Citizen is going to destroy EVE Online. lol Looks 10 better in every way, and is being made by the father of PC gaming.