Probably Not Why You're Going To Buy Super Street Fighter IV

Crecente detailed several fine reasons to purchase Super Street Fighter IV. Capcom's GameStop-exclusive preorder bonus is not one of those, unless you have really cold thumbs.


Yes, it's Super Thumb Fighters, eight thumb socks emblazoned with the faces of your favorite Super Street Fighter IV characters. I suppose these underachieving sock puppets will give players something to do in case the power goes out and they can't play the game proper, but other than that I cannot think of a single good reason to have Chun-Li's face on the tip of your thumb.


I said good reason. That is not a good reason. Stop that.

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Okay, the commercial was weird and funny, but let's talk about another subject. THE GUY'S VOICE.

You hear a voice similar to that everywhere... Imagine if you could have a voice like that. You could make spaghetti and make it sound cool by saying something in the lines of "Spaghetti aaaallll dente! Available in every [subject family name here] home all over the world!" That would sound so cool. Just my two cents. Yeah.