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- Fix for babysitter routing off lots with babies.
- Fix for a freeze that can occur when Sims attempt to clean out bad food from the fridge.
- Babies will no longer be born to single parents.
- Reduced the urge for neat Sims to put away fire pits.
- Sims can no longer interview non-playable ghosts.
- Sims no longer have the rare chance of getting permanently stuck while socializing.
- "Become Enemies with Child" wish no longer appears.
- Prevented a case where toddlers were allowed to escape a lot and wander freely.
- Eating specific prepared meals no longer has an impact on an unborn baby's gender.
- Fish are no longer duplicated in the fridge when moving homes.
- Televisions no longer play video after they are burned or broken.
- Sims can no longer "Try for Baby" with the Grim Reaper.
- Fixes a bug that causes Sims to teleport off of some of the new beds in SP01.
- Fixes an issue that causes Sims to get stuck in the "Grab a Slice" interaction on pizza.
- Fixes an issue that prevents the fulfillment of the "Buy a Video Game System" wish when buying the "GUGA JoyToy 3" and "Console 7" video game systems.
- Sims may now walk and stand on bridges.
- Dead relatives will no longer appear alive in your Sims' family trees while traveling to Egypt, China, or France.
- Fire Engines will now maintain all functionality after Sims drive them in Egypt, China, or France.
- Fixed an issue that caused Sim relationships to break when traveling to Egypt, China, or France.
- Sims will no longer walk on water to view paintings placed on swimming pool walls.
- Fixed an issue where ghosts could become stuck in vehicles under certain conditions. Ghosts will now properly exit vehicles after arriving at their destination.
- Sims that catch on fire from the Invention Workstation can now have the fire put out when the firefighters are called.
- The magical laundry bear Abracadabra will no longer block Sims from moving after disappearing.
- Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated.
- Mac Only: Swimming in a pool inside a high rise building will no longer cause a Sim's plumbob to become invisible.
- Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies.
- Pregnant Sims can no longer "Brawl."
- Sims that drown while Skinny Dipping will now spin into their clothes while interacting with the Grim Reaper.
- Fixed an issue that made Sims disappear from the world when exiting the carpool on their way to work.
- Fixed an issue that caused Sims to leave their Toddler inside a bar at closing time.
- Toddlers can no longer get fleas.
- Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim's hand while driving a car.
- When adopting a dog, you will now be shown whether the dog is a Little Dog or a Large Dog.
- Babies and Toddlers will no longer go into a frozen state when a Social Worker comes to take them while they are being pushed in strollers.
- Sims that have been turned into a Ghost will no longer receive an extra diploma.
- The "Throw a Teen Party" wish will no longer appear while a Teen Party is already planned.
- Ghost Sims will now remain floating when returning from Boarding School.
- Children and Teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a Time Out.
- An issue has been fixed that caused Unicorns to lose their special powers when using the Make All Happy cheat.
- An error that causes Sims to reset when scooping a dead fish out of an aquarium has been fixed.
- Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
- Fixed an issue where fish placed in the Sims inventory will no longer disappear when Sims travel back from a vacation world.
- Fairy children will no longer stretch into adult size when using the "Talk to Plant" interaction.
- Fixed an issue with conversion spells turning inexpensive items into expensive items.
- Sims will no longer occasionally flip or stutter when trying to walk through doorways.
- Fixed an issue where Sims could not collect space rocks.
- The Time Portal will no longer disappear when travelling to the future.
- Sims that skip class activities or lecture halls will no longer have their needs frozen.
- Child Sims will no longer "Play in Sand" indoors where there is no sand.
- Alien abductions have been disabled on houseboats if the player has The Sims 3 Island Paradise installed.
- Fixed an issue with the underwater cave where the tentacles waved forever, preventing Sims from entering the cave.
- Self-employed Sims can now check into resorts without the game freezing.
- Sims can now relax on floor tiles.
- The Murphy Bed has been made less lethal.
- Mermaid Children can now take showers.
- Fixed issue with Baby Walker and Playpen that could cause toddler problems.
- Fixed an issue that could cause the Time Traveler to catch on fire and not be able to be put out.
- Fixed an issue that could cause a teen to be trapped in a child's body when travelling to the future at the exact moment of a birthday.