Reading Amanda's initial impressions of Hudson's forthcoming WiiWare title Pit Crew Panic was a rather enlightening experience. Not because it brought to light my bizarre fetish concerning women in mini-skirts working in a pit crew, but because it introduced a new phrase into my everyday speech - koala motorcycle. Whenever I see something that makes no sense, or someone says something I don't understand...that is the time for koala motorcycle. These newly released screens not only feature more koala motorcycle, they also feature whatever the hell it is in that picture up top. I give up even trying to comprehend.
Looks like this game was being developed for PSX, but it got lost in the cracks and now they just decided to publish it on the only system that will allow these kind of graphics anymore.
Sometimes gameplay cannot overrule terrible mid-90s textures, I'm sorry.