What say we spend our evening (or whatever time it is in your neck of the woods) sharing in the joys of off-topic conversation, whether it be about video games, Nicolas Cage, Spider-Man or a time traveling DeLoreans. Or pets.

A new addition has come to Kotaku Towers West (South), the Los Angeles headquarters of Kotaku. A microscopic dog has appeared and is currently stinking up the employee bathroom with natural puppy odors. It's going to take some getting used to. Any new pet advice, Kotaku readership?

While I go deal with dog urine, please, talk amongst yourselves about whatever's on your mind.