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Papier-Mache Wii Ends In Punches And Tears

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Over on Yahoo! Japan's popular "Bag Full Of Wisdom" advice site, one fellow writes in panic, asking for help. He needed a Nintendo Wii, and the one he made totally pissed off his girlfriend.

According to internet person exbywhxoda, his girlfriend wants a Nintendo Wii bad. "I really don't have any money," he writes, wondering what to do about not being able to buy a Wii.

Instead, he made one out of papier-mache. "I even made the controller," exbywhxoda writes. "If I must say so myself, I think I'm pretty good with my fingers." Unfortunately, no photos of said creation were posted online.

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He took the Wii to his girlfriend, who went off on him, saying "Don't jerk me around!" She apparently smash his papier-mache Wii into pieces.

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She then supposedly started punching him!

"I also made a controller," he added, causing his girlfriend to cry. They ended up fixing the machine.

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"Because, I don't have any money, I won't buy the Wii," exbywhxoda writes. "What should I buy? Papier-mache has been banned!"

This plight is unconfirmed and could very well be bogus. If it's not, please somebody help exbywhxoda! Tears and punches are at stake.

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exbywhxodaさん [Yahoo!知恵袋 Thanks Mrs. Bashcraft for the tip!]