We live in a time where even a new Total War game gets a live-action trailer, complete with sexy bits (the ring-kissing is not a sexy bit), stabbings and sexy stabbings.
https://kotaku.com/praise-be-to-mars-total-war-rome-ii-marches-onto-pcs-5922822
A Total War game.
Because nothing says “command tens of thousands of men on the field of battle in a game of epic strategy” like seeing an old man cough up mushroom soup after being stabbed in his bed!
