Of Course We Had To Check Out A Game Called Lesbian Spider-Queens Of Mars

The Cartoon Network's Adult Swim flash games might not always be wonderful examples of gaming goodness, but they generally have pretty good names. Case in point, Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars. How can you not play that?

Well I couldn't resist trying it out, and I found a game that wouldn't have been out of place in an early 80's arcade, right next to Midway's Wizard of Wor. Like the original WoW, it's a maze-based game in which pixel creatures do battle, only in this case the pixel creatures are topless servants of the Spider-Queen instead of oddly-designed representations of common fantasy monsters.


The Spider-Queen must capture the roaming servants in her web before they take her down. It's a tough job, but at least it's an equal opportunity one.

You can play Lesbian Spider-Queens of Mars right now at Adult Swim, though you might want to wait until you get home from work. It'll look really odd in your browser history.

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