NSFW: Playboy Models Are Not Bayonetta, But They Try!

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Multiple models in skimpy clothes say "I am Bayonetta" — much like that "I am Tiger Woods" ad from a few years back.
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Like Tiger Woods the character Bayonetta, the girls ask "Do you want to touch me?"

The five models are not Bayonetta, however. They are Shannon James, Jillian Kaye, Kat, Chernise Yvette and Ryan Lovette. Not Bayonetta.

Released this January in the West, Bayonetta features a witch who wears a body suit made from hair and wields not only dual pistols but high-heel pistols. Be sure to check out Kotaku's review.

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Dear Kotaku (Specifically, Mr. Bashcraft):

I did not need to watch that video. The women may have been beautiful, but it was difficult to tell between the bad costumes and horrible line delivery. Just as well, the background of the actual game only served to cheapen the entire thing.

I demand that you post something else in order to alleviate the pain or at least compensate me for the scars that I will undoubtedly receive once the pain subsides.

Thank you.

Yours truly and forevermore,

-Name withheld-