New Conan Game Sure Has Dicks In It

Illustration for article titled New iConan /iGame Sure Has Dicks In It

Most video games are shy about showing a dong. Conan Exiles is not one of them.

The open-world survival game is now out on Early Access, and PC Gamer’s Chris Livingston went ahead and built a character.


Conan Exiles: Sure gotta lotta dicks in it.

UPDATE: Mike Fahey has been playing the game too, and sends me this gif, which shows that of all the game’s races, one’s default size is not the same as the others.


Luke Plunkett is a Senior Editor based in Canberra, Australia. He has written a book on cosplay, designed a game about airplanes, and also runs

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Does it also have pubes slider? Seems pretty hilarious these beefcake barbarians obsessively clipping their pubic hair.

Also, the dongs seem too wobbly? like they’re not weighty enough? the one in the top pic looks like it’s blowing in the wind? Haha.