Hi, I'm Kotaku Senior Editor Michael McWhertor and I'm here today to talk to you about something close to my heart: random throwing knives.

Have you ever found yourself just walking down the street, minding your own business, when THUNK! you look down and see a balanced throwing knife piercing your esophagus, your aorta rapid-firing blood? I have and let me tell you, it's actually kind of cool.

So be cool. Realize when you don't have a frag grenade equipped.

Thanks for the tip, Gusto.