You'll be a sentient robot that can transform into a vehicle, and she'll play one of Hollywood's hottest young actresses despite that weird thumb. Megan Fox takes on all comers this weekend on Xbox Live.
Perhaps the thumb will be to Miss Fox's advantage in Saturday's Game with Fame session, during which she'll be challenging Autobots and Decepticons alike if multiplayer matches of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I can't think of a better way to celebrate the release of the Character and Map Pack Plus downloadable content than adding "Megan Fox 2009" to your Xbox friends list, logging in around 3PM Pacific on Saturday, August 29th, and weeping quietly as everyone but you gets to play with her.
For more information, head over to the Xbox Game with Fame page, or simply turn off safe search and browse Google images.