Marketing Gone Wild: Tits, Ass & Tenchu: Shadow Assassins

I swear to God this "review" of Ubisoft's Tenchu: Shadow Assassins from Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is real. A heady blend of flesh, gameplay and tiger growls makes it 2009's best video.

And by "best," I might actually mean the most confounding, flagrant display of "college girls" wearing nothing but Tenchu logos and fake tanner in the name of shilling a Wii game. Good show, Ubisoft and company.

We really can't stress enough how borderline NSFW this is, but hopefully the on display boobs gave you a pretty good hint.

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Tenchu. So. Hot.

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orionplaya
orionplaya

Oh my God!!! Hot babes!!!, and look Tenchu! Wait a minute! Tenchu = Hot babes. I get it! Omg amazing! Must buy!!! DURRRRRR!!!!! I'm only 14 year olds and it's 1992. Gimmie a break. It's great to know game ads are more sophisticated these days, UGH!