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Who doesn’t want to dress up as fried seafood in the privacy on their own home?

Japanese online retailer Felissimo is offering this “Wearable Fried Shrimp Sleeping Bag.” Because, of course it is.

It looks rather soft and comes with some snuggly socks that look like a shrimp tail.

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If you are wondering what you can do in this outfit, well...

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You can clean your house.

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Eat fried shrimp. Heh.

[Image via Felissimo]

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Drink heavily.

Yours for 7,800 yen (US$77), which might be pricey for a gag outfit like this. And it doesn’t appear Felissimo ships internationally...

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