Cranston, the kinda-Ostrich-thing, invited himself over to my palace yesterday.

He immediately told me how great my life is. Thanks, Cranston! It's because I put green things to the south of my home. Like my trusty desert cactus.

Are you talking shit about my cactus?

Oh yeah, you're definitely talking shit about my cactus. Have you ever been to a house before, Cranston? Probably not, since you can't be identified under any one particular species. There are quite a few people who like to decorate with plants.

I don't have to take this shit from you, Cranston, I have a college degree.