SoulCalibur V is in stores today across the U.S., where players are a lot less likely to dress up as a whip-wielding Ivy or Ezio Auditore de Firenze than the special gamers inhabiting the world of the SoulCalibur V launch trailer.
Man, if I had to get dressed up as my favorite character every time a new fighting game came out I'd be a cross-dresser at best, a furry at worst. Hell, if they ever brought back the Bloody Roar series I'd be showing up outside Amazon.com at midnight dressed as a female bunny girl.
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Luckily for everyone I do not live in the world of the SoulCalibur V launch trailer.
I still say I'd make a fine bunny.