This is a bit of an Assassin's Creed III secret spoiler, so proceed with caution.

Have we proceeded with caution? Good. Now watch the video above to find out how to turn a lowly turkey into a...*drum roll please*...assassin turkey! DUN DUN DUN. ATTACK OF THE ASSASSIN TURKEY.

Unfortunately it doesn't seem like assassin turkey actually does anything assassiny. But he does have an adorable little assassin's hood on, so I'm pretty much sold.

Assassin's Creed 3 - Secret Turkey Assassin [YouTube, thanks reader Jam Jam!]