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What's on the other side of the most embarrassing gaming experience of 2014? I tasked our community of image manipulation experts with finding out. The results may shock you. Or at least BioShock you.

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What does it take to make grown men stick their head into a giant painting of breasts at the biggest game industry event in Japan? Someone suggesting they do it, I suppose. That's not important right now. What's important is this week's winner, Nightshift Nurse.

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As at least one commenter pointed out, it's all about Elizabeth standing off to the side with her arms crossed. Hopefully she won't have to throw them anything. While I try to get that thought out of my head, enjoy the rest of this week's winning-ish entries.

This Week's Winners' Circle

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jaycifer — because room with a moose.

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xenocross — because this is a thing now.

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Sonicukun — because this is what man nipples are for.

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kamenvolk — because ARRGGHHHH.

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Z-01_Lancelot — because this is what ostriches do.

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Otheym — becuase he has such sights to show us.

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Mzt — because every once in a while we need a Dante's Inferno reference. Never forget.

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Ellen J Miller — because I am very old.

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Puppetpal — for attempting to censor Nicki Minaj's ass with a Moogle.

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Dexomega — for protecting those identitties.

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ozimov — for old time's sake.

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MrDeadScott -- for thinking with those circle thingies.

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JurassicBark — for an idea that I will never be free of as long as I shall live.

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Kyle Carter — for a much manlier take on the reversal idea.

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Ganonthegreat1 — this is pretty much exactly what I had in mind.

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Duraigo — my god.

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Chrury Sanson — because I didn't need that good night's sleep anyway.

And of course...

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Nightshift Nurse for the win!

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