We’re a week out from E3 2015, and you probably know what that means—it’s time to redecorate the outside of the LA Convention Center to suit our own twisted visions of the perfect Electronic Entertainment Expo.

The official decorating has already begun, as seen in this photo posted to twitter by Naughty Dog co-president Evan Wells.

Nice, but we can do better. Or worse. It’s all a matter of perspective.

So use Evan’s picture, go with the one we used for last year’s competition or find your own shot of the convention center or show floor, and bend it to your vile will. Let your darkest video game dreams infuse it, choking it with your egregious bile. I might have gone a little dark there.

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Just make us a pretty picture for next Saturday/Sunday. It’ll be swell!

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