Oh God, what have I done? Oh that's right, I asked the wrong people to create an alternative line of sexy video game Halloween costumes. I brought this on myself, and now I'm bringing it to you.
Talk about a close race. Also talk about massive amounts of guilt, copious amounts of laughter, and some serious confusion followed by real talk of if my wife-creature can cobble together one of those Black Mage costumes. Scroll down, you'll see the one I was talking about.
But not before you've seen this week's winning entry, the nearly-disastrous Star Fox Commando costume. Billysan almost didn't win it — in his original entry Fox was clearly wearing shorts — but he came through in the end and I realized there's no way of phrasing it that wouldn't have sounded dirty.
Speaking of feeling dirty...
Taurenrider — because that's one handsome woman.
blazeeeee1 — because where are her legs? WHERE ARE HER LEGS?!
vinuraba — because no! We do not do these things!
ForeverWhatever — even better than....I can't
Zohaibman72 — because some sort of joke about downloadable content, or turn it backwards for junk in the trunk.
Chrury Sanson — for doing this before it ends up in trendy indie porn.
Chuy Hernandez — for this week's most frightening image.
Cartoonivore — for a new kind of creeper.
Blees — for sexy loot cave 1.0
Liquid-X — for sexy loot cave 2.0
Ganonthegreat1 — for constantly living up to his name.
Pikapool — for so many nightmares.
Also_Ran — for bravery in the face of the original image.
uscg_pa — for making me choose between this and the Kotaku fish, you bastard.
GiantBoyDetective — though I'm not sure he thought this sexy sandbag costume through.
DShealey — for coming incredibly close to winning this thing.
Arch Duke Incredibly Long Name — just for typing "Sexy Gabe Newell"
Billysan — for the first ever "Mike's wife forcing him to include this one too" double winning entry award.
Tygore — for the sexiest Mr. Game and Watch ever.
and of course...
Billysan for the win!
Join us tomorrow, when I'll be washing my eyes and soul out with a cutest kitten picture contest.