Oh God, what have I done? Oh that's right, I asked the wrong people to create an alternative line of sexy video game Halloween costumes. I brought this on myself, and now I'm bringing it to you.

Talk about a close race. Also talk about massive amounts of guilt, copious amounts of laughter, and some serious confusion followed by real talk of if my wife-creature can cobble together one of those Black Mage costumes. Scroll down, you'll see the one I was talking about.

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But not before you've seen this week's winning entry, the nearly-disastrous Star Fox Commando costume. Billysan almost didn't win it โ€” in his original entry Fox was clearly wearing shorts โ€” but he came through in the end and I realized there's no way of phrasing it that wouldn't have sounded dirty.

Speaking of feeling dirty...

This Week's Honorable Mentions, Honorable Being Relative

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Taurenrider โ€” because that's one handsome woman.

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blazeeeee1 โ€” because where are her legs? WHERE ARE HER LEGS?!

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vinuraba โ€” because no! We do not do these things!

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ForeverWhatever โ€” even better than....I can't

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Zohaibman72 โ€” because some sort of joke about downloadable content, or turn it backwards for junk in the trunk.

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Chrury Sanson โ€” for doing this before it ends up in trendy indie porn.

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Chuy Hernandez โ€” for this week's most frightening image.

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Cartoonivore โ€” for a new kind of creeper.

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Blees โ€” for sexy loot cave 1.0

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Liquid-X โ€” for sexy loot cave 2.0

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Ganonthegreat1 โ€” for constantly living up to his name.

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Pikapool โ€” for so many nightmares.

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Also_Ran โ€” for bravery in the face of the original image.

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uscg_pa โ€” for making me choose between this and the Kotaku fish, you bastard.

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GiantBoyDetective โ€” though I'm not sure he thought this sexy sandbag costume through.

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DShealey โ€” for coming incredibly close to winning this thing.

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Arch Duke Incredibly Long Name โ€” just for typing "Sexy Gabe Newell"

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Billysan โ€” for the first ever "Mike's wife forcing him to include this one too" double winning entry award.

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Tygore โ€” for the sexiest Mr. Game and Watch ever.

and of course...

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Billysan for the win!

Join us tomorrow, when I'll be washing my eyes and soul out with a cutest kitten picture contest.