Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Monster Garbage Delivery: The Winners!

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When Monster Gaming asked Twitter where it should ship its product, Red Bull eSports responded with a picture of a dumpster. Snappy comeback, but our readers’ responses are much better.

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I love it when you folks make this easy. I’m not just talking about good old sciteach coming through with a place to dispose of Monster cases that’s topical, iconic and spot-on (there was a monster in there, after all). I’m also talking about Shuyinsama coming through with a transparent PNG file of the cases so everyone could play. Grats to one, and kudos to the other!

This week’s sub-winners (sure, why not?) are uniformly excellent as well. There’s a heavy general leaning towards Fallout 4, but that’s just because it’s Fallout 4.

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This Week’s Sub-Winners (liking that more each time I type it)

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Pwntar — for the low-hanging simulated fruit flavor.

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Cartoonivore — because G is for Garbage, and that’s good enough for me.

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OldManLight — for having fewer calories than regular OldMan.

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Milligan —for the greater of two monsters.

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Krakn3Dfx — for two things only insane people appreciate.

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MrDeadScott — for going old-school with Baxter Stockman.

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Jose Sediles — because we all saw this coming.

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SaviorSix — for turning back the hands of time.

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Dan Seitz — for the expensive yet satisfying garbage launcher ammo.

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toolsoldier — for pointing out missed product placement opportunities.

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TGS1985 — hahahahahahaha.

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Mrichston — for making me want to go play FFXIV.

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Deejay Pizzo — and then immediately airlift it away again.

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Nick Cage — because Nick Cage, ladies and gentlemen.

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Daemic V — I don’t get it, but it has Klingons in it.

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Oldtype — for one tough decision with no good ending.

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QuantumAxiom — for reading some poor Dasani marketer’s mind.

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Urambo Tauro —for Mr. Postman.

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uscg_pa — for discovering the fifth element.

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SonicBoom — for just mixing the hell out of everything.

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Bloodfart2112 — for uncovering Monster’s secret recipe

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Polyninja — because this seems like a good place.

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DistractedObserver — for getting there first.

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NegaScott128 — for ewwwww.

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bangbangbangbangbang — for a Photoshop even better than that Zelda one.

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RecklessWanted — because they’re not using it.

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SFAfreak — because this is just what we need in our skies.

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Spencer — they’ll probably make a free-to-play mobile game out of it.

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joeyT045— because it fits.

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PinkDingus —now we’re never getting back to Earth.

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SquareSide — would it sell better if it were Munster?

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Kyo Hamashi —when just peeing in the tank isn’t good enough.

And of course...

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sciteach for the win!

Great job, everyone! Tune in later today to see if I figure out that no one actually tunes in to a web site.

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Contact the author of this post by dumpster diving, at fahey@kotaku.com or find him on Twitter@bunnyspatial.

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