Last week I asked our Photoshop-savvy readers for live-action Sonic The Hedgehog. They gave me gold.
Sorry, Sony, but there’s no way your live-action/animated Sonic movie will be half as entertaining as these winning entries. I’ve not laughed out loud this many times since I started running the weekly Kotaku ‘Shop Contest. Seriously, my sides hurt.
The overwhelming hilarity and absurdity made it incredibly hard to pick a winner this week, so I gathered a group of potential winners, and let my wife decide. My wife, the Wes Anderson fan. Antoineandtheblows really lucked out with that decision. Just a simple word swap, a few pasted bits, and bam.
As for the rest of this week’s winners β I’m sure I’d enjoy each of these more than whatever Sony comes up with. Excellent job, my friends.
William Harvey β for the nightmares.
[A] β for making me look this up.
Cutthroat Bill β for doing Forrest Gump
Huenchu β for going the extra mile (fast)
Nick-o-lass β because it almost fits.
Bizwax β for Bill Murray’s best screen performance
Ginger Snap β because all they’d need is foam heads
Clutchy β though he’s anything but usual
Danihound β because this would be an improvement
uscg_pa β because I want this now, dammit
JustWaitingForAMate β for another movie I’d probably enjoy
ahoihoi β for kicking it old school
Iconoclast24 β for I too would like to see this movie
HookHandCarDoor β for making me remember this movie was a thing
Cartoonivore β first time’s the charm
Septemtriones β for the sheer what the fuck?
Chrury Sanson β because I am pretty sure this is what the actual movie will be
kflebeda β nicely done!
SonicWarriorTJ β for being so subtle
NinostheBOSS β for almost, but not quite
CheekyDesign β for blue Uma chest
Gretnablue β for setting the mood
turtlejosh β for getting Sonic married
Alex β wasn’t this already a real movie?
RickyTheVoice β for appropriate use of twisted Sonic
GiantBoyDetective β because he had a plan. He had a plan.
Arch Duke Maxyenko β for the beef
arniejolt β because I know why he chose which head went where
Saulsalsa β for getting it right the second time
Dylan Sunkel β for the placement of that spring platform alone
F50!! β for the enthusiasm
MrDeadScott β because I just now got it
sciteach β because that hat looks awfully silly
Tom Bomb β for making me all misty-eyed
curugon β for a movie starring Zak Efron, Rihanna and Sir Ben Kingsly
SubieRoo β for keeping the dream alive
And finally…
Antoineandtheblows β for the win
Come back tomorrow for another exciting contest, and perhaps I’ll finally get around to that other thing folks keep asking about.
