You can’t make this stage in Super Mario Maker.

In honor of this week’s release of Nintendo Wii U Mario creation tool, last week I tasked our image-manipulation experts to demonstrate what sort of Mario we could make without a $60 game. They certainly rose to the occasion.

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And while the brave and valorous Hundredgunner takes home top honors this week with his nostalgia-inducing visit to the old Pipes screensaver, those recieving slightly lesser honors are sights to see as well.

Plumbing The Depths

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sillstaw ‚ÄĒ for the hauntingly named ‚ÄúMario is Missing.‚ÄĚ

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SenpaiSoren ‚ÄĒ for TerrArio.

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Tommaton ‚ÄĒ because no one can resist Super Marius.

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cecil_banon ‚ÄĒ mainly because I like the name Cecil.

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LegendarioDrak ‚ÄĒ because I would have bought it.

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Vulcan Assassin ‚ÄĒ for trying.

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DistractedObserver ‚ÄĒ because I said so.

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Mrichston ‚ÄĒ for this shining example.

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Ozimov ‚ÄĒ for terrible reality.

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99Typhoons ‚ÄĒ for confusing me.

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Toolsoldier ‚ÄĒ for making me wonder why the bit under her butt is dirty.

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uscg_pa ‚ÄĒ because it beats dysentery.

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Bloodsense ‚ÄĒ because this is pretty much Super Mario Bros. 3.

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eagle29 ‚ÄĒ for good old Jumpman.

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Greg the Mad ‚ÄĒ because LEGO.

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CityShrimp ‚ÄĒ because it‚Äôs just not fair.

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Cartoonivore ‚ÄĒ because yes, he is a stinker.

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codexcdm ‚ÄĒ oh god, make it stop.

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sciteach ‚ÄĒ because of course.

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Taurenrider ‚ÄĒ at least until dawn.

And of course...

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Hundredgunner for the win!

Tune in later today, when I figure out some other sort of Photoshop torture to inflict.