Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Agents Of Nvidia Shield: Winners!

Last week's 'Shop Contest asked our readers to envision the future of the Nvidia Shield, a product that's been three things in as many years. And while sciteach's entry doesn't quite depict that, it would make for a much more interesting press conference.

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I'd call the win a technicality, but I'm not going to be the one referring to Samuel L. Jackson as a technicality. Just look at that hypnotizing face movement. It's useless to resist him.

As for the other, more thematically-adherent entries... well, most of them are winners too. They're just winners of a lower rank.

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This Week's Junior Agents

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PaperTig3rs — because the future is VR.

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Buck Stanley — For the first of several Zelda-themed 'shops.

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Clokie — yes, you are definitely doing it right.

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FlyingDorkProd — because I'd almost forgotten about this show.

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cateotu — for the CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFE.

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Bravesta — because I am pretty sure they run Android.

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TheOneWhoAteYourPizza — for no reason at all, least of all HAIL HYDRA.

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Mrichston — for making me remember Hasselhoff as Nick Fury.

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MrDeadScott — because when I was a kid I used to joke she had a sister named Panty. I thought it was hilarious.

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rla187 — for being the second one to make this connection.

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Pain-in-the-Sass — for being the first 0ne to make this connection.

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sillstaw — for the inevitable Nvidia Shield/Borderlands erotic fan fiction to follow.

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GiantBoyDetective — because I'm sure it could block a few blows before shattering.

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My Little Metroid — for using my original top image idea.

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Octopus-Crime — because he looks like he plays.

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Doctor Nein — for a much more useful shield.

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amazingmao — for living up to that adjective.

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GreatPaperClip — for the reversal

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DistractedObserver — ouch man, just ouch.

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Orionsangel — because apes are always great, even lie apes.

And of course...

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sciteach for the win!

Congrats to everyone ever, whether they made a Photoshop contest entry or not.

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giantboydetective
GiantBoyDetective

Oh yeah. Glad folks enjoyed my OoT take. Good job everyone!