Since early 2013 Nvidia has announced three different Nvidia Shields, the latest being the Android console that debuted at GDC earlier this week. At this rate they're going to need a lot of help coming up with new things to call Shield. That's where you come in.

I might not be all that impressed by the latest entry in Nvidia's Shield arsenal, but I appreciate the company's tenacity, loving that name so much they change which product is technically called it every year or so. And despite his propensity for dad-type jokes (he even reminds me of my dad a little), I appreciate the enthusiasm with which CEO Jen-Hsun Huang holds them up on stage.

But what's he going to hold up enthusiastically next year, or the one after that? All we know is that it will run Android and stream games, but aside from that it could be anything. A cat. A teacup. Deborah Harry.

Your job is to peer into the future and show us the next, next next or next next next Nvidia Shield. Find a nice shot of the boss holding up something Shield-like (here's a Google image search to get you started) and show us the future of the Nvidia Shield. You have until Saturday morning, when the next Nvidia Shield will probably be announced.

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