In last week's 'Shop Contest our image-manipulating community went on a quest to create the perfect live-action Legend of Zelda TV series on the heels of new of a collaboration between Nintendo and Netflix. The winning entries are better than anything those two could put on not-TV.
The winning-est entry of them all this week belongs to Cartoonivore, who took a series I'm only mildly interested in and combined it with something I love to make something better than the sum of its parts. Am I referring to Breaking Bad or Zelda? Moving on.
Cartoonivore's win doesn't mean the rest of this week's entries weren't just as grand and glorious. Or does it? So confused.
Ultramarine-Blue — for Arnold's most important role.
TruExtent — though maybe he's a little too evil-ly.
Fizziks — because he's pretty much 75 percent of the way there already.
Arbek, The Conqueror — because they did say Game of Thrones for the whole family.
Tico1313 — for letting Jesus take a turn.
Fbs — for creeping me out with papercraft with a real face.
Pleasance13 — because this really works.
Zaniev — because he'd say yes to the role.
CryoGX — though I don't think these actors exist.
kaploy9 — sounds about right.
uscg_pa — for several hours of Keanu not talking.
Damzor — he really is inescapable.
Ziebenza — for proving I'm not the only one who watched Once Upon a Time.
MrDeadScott — because he's just so happy to be Link.
toolsoldier — for helping Frodo find some corn.
Drepy — because Link doesn't get much more silent than this.
White Fox — for Chris Pratt as Groose.
GiantBoyDetective — I'd watch it.
billysan — for securing Jason Schreier's vote.
Archaois — for the deep philisophical questions raised by... okay for the Spacey pun.
Tom Bomb — for the easy-ish route.
AmishWolverine — for Ganoncrews
joshua.klein — for the first Elijah, sans corn.
Also_Ran — for at least adding the hat.
And of course...
Cartoonivore — for the win.
Come back tomorrow, when I'll be typing something other than what you're reading right now.