In last week's 'Shop Contest our image-manipulating community went on a quest to create the perfect live-action Legend of Zelda TV series on the heels of new of a collaboration between Nintendo and Netflix. The winning entries are better than anything those two could put on not-TV.
The winning-est entry of them all this week belongs to Cartoonivore, who took a series I'm only mildly interested in and combined it with something I love to make something better than the sum of its parts. Am I referring to Breaking Bad or Zelda? Moving on.
Cartoonivore's win doesn't mean the rest of this week's entries weren't just as grand and glorious. Or does it? So confused.
This Week's Runners-Up
Ultramarine-Blue — for Arnold's most important role.
TruExtent — though maybe he's a little too evil-ly.
Fizziks — because he's pretty much 75 percent of the way there already.
Arbek, The Conqueror — because they did say Game of Thrones for the whole family.
Tico1313 — for letting Jesus take a turn.
Fbs — for creeping me out with papercraft with a real face.
Pleasance13 — because this really works.
Zaniev — because he'd say yes to the role.
CryoGX — though I don't think these actors exist.
kaploy9 — sounds about right.
uscg_pa — for several hours of Keanu not talking.
Damzor — he really is inescapable.
Ziebenza — for proving I'm not the only one who watched Once Upon a Time.
MrDeadScott — because he's just so happy to be Link.
toolsoldier — for helping Frodo find some corn.
Drepy — because Link doesn't get much more silent than this.
White Fox — for Chris Pratt as Groose.
GiantBoyDetective — I'd watch it.
billysan — for securing Jason Schreier's vote.
Archaois — for the deep philisophical questions raised by... okay for the Spacey pun.
Tom Bomb — for the easy-ish route.
AmishWolverine — for Ganoncrews
joshua.klein — for the first Elijah, sans corn.
Also_Ran — for at least adding the hat.
And of course...
Cartoonivore — for the win.
Come back tomorrow, when I'll be typing something other than what you're reading right now.