For those of you unable to attend this year’s Kotaku pre-E3 party because of your location, age or crippling shyness, let’s turn this Kotaku Off Topic into a virtual party replacement. Who wants pizza?!
Hell, I do. That’s why I am about to order a Chicago deep dish from down the street. Hopefully it will look like this one. I need to drown this week’s worth of sorrows in sausage and wine. I feel a lot older this week, even though I write about video games for a living and make video game t-shirts in my spare time. Who knew these things could be so draining? I mean, it’s not like I’m doing manual labor…
Anyway, back to the party. Wooo!!!
Jeremy Renner near deal to join Marvel’s ‘Avengers’ – From Hurt Locker to Hawkeye?
Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg and David Beckham walk into a bar – and Snoop cuts off Ponda Baba’s motherfuckin’ arm with a lightsaber!
How not to leave the airport – Drunk driving isn’t funny (expect when no one gets hurt, the driver gets arrested and has her car explode after launching over a tollbooth).
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This newspaper is in everything! – Great, now I’m going to be noticing newspapers in movies and television.
