For those of you unable to attend this year's Kotaku pre-E3 party because of your location, age or crippling shyness, let's turn this Kotaku Off Topic into a virtual party replacement. Who wants pizza?!

Hell, I do. That's why I am about to order a Chicago deep dish from down the street. Hopefully it will look like this one. I need to drown this week's worth of sorrows in sausage and wine. I feel a lot older this week, even though I write about video games for a living and make video game t-shirts in my spare time. Who knew these things could be so draining? I mean, it's not like I'm doing manual labor...


Anyway, back to the party. Wooo!!!