Kotaku Off Topic: Elf Quest

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Drink up, kids. It's time for Kotaku Off Topic, a chance to get anything and everything off your chest, video game related or otherwise. Like your thing for elves for example.

I don't actually have a thing for elves, but I know a guy who does. It may have had something to do with his reading of the cheesy Elfquest series of graphic novels in the 80s. Who knows? Since this person is clearly not me that we're talking about, I suppose we may never know. Well, I'm off to dinner. Tonight we're going to Elf Cafe.

Here's a few things you might want to talk about. Or not! You make the call.

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Michael Dukakis

Everything is better with F-Bombs.

Edit: I meant... Fucking everything is fucking better with fucking F-Bombs, Fuck!