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Play it on: Your imagination
Current goal: Keep my mouth shut

Look, yes, I’m being a dick. But sometimes in this gig you get games ahead of release that you’re not allowed to tell anyone else you’re playing. And this weekend, I’ve three of them. Wait, no, two of them. By the time this is posted Dungeons of Hinterberg is out, and you’ve hopefully found out what Moises thinks of it all. Another one of these anonymous titles is out a week later, and OH MY GOD IT’S SO GOOD. I cannot wait to think up excuses to keep writing about it on the site.

The third is a game I’ve been looking forward to for so long that I feel like I’m going to burst. I can’t even tell the others on Kotaku about this one. Nrrghghghghhhhhhh. I’ve only just started it, so don’t know yet if it will have been worth the wait, but you can bet your bottom I’ll be playing it every child-free opportunity over the weekend to find out.

Like I said, yeah, this is the worst humblebragging bullshit, and I get it. I’m the asshole. But also, if you knew what it was you’d be so jealous. — John Walker

(Dungeons of Hinterberg is available on Xbox Series X/S and Windows)