Hey, Kotaku. Want to get in some non-video game related chat before this Tuesday comes to an end? You're in luck, because this post is in experimental quadraphonic hi-def for the highest fidelity commenting you can find. Guaranteed.
I've got some more Dragon Quest IX to play and maybe a bit of Limbo on tap for tonight, so I'll have to leave the steering of the conversation to you, commenters! Do what you will with the post, but treat it right. We've been calibrating it for weeks, so don't knock it out of alignment. Replacing the cartridges in these things are a bitch and a half.
- A frightening fictional account of a future Star Wars reboot - I would expect more "special editions" before a New Hope remake... but you never know. I became dizzy upon seeing Obi-Wan recast, but it's good for a laugh/nightmare.
- Scott C's Great Showdowns - I love Scott C's artwork! These are rad.
- Zombie car accident spawns confusion - "A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed on Interstate 84 near downtown Portland on Friday, causing initial confusion by people who witnessed the crash."
- Christian Bale vs. Mel Gibson - An expletive filled mash-up between two unstable actors.
- Double KFC Drive-Thru - Sorry to be so memey, but this guy's parody of the Double Rainbow vid is so spot on.