While the iPad is roughly the same size as a cutting board, that doesn't mean it is a cutting board.
South Korea's BuffLab shows off its series of "shock absorption" screen covers by cutting cabbage and smashing walnuts. As one would.
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If you need more stabby-stabby, the other videos feature a nail, a screwdriver, a hammer, and a scraper going at an iPhone. There's also a mug.