Cyberpunk 2077
We’re including this on the list not because we want to, but to save on the server costs of hosting all the people coming to comment that we didn’t. Yes, you’re right, Cyberpunk 2077 stars Keanu Reeves. But no, you don’t play as him, and unlike the John Wick movies, it’s not brilliant fun. At least, not if you’re expecting The Witcher 3, cyberpunk edition.
It’s a bit like saying The Lake House is the same as John Wick. Although, imagine if it were. A film about a lonely doctor who writes letters to an architect living two years in the past, and then they both just kill everyone they ever meet. I’d watch that.
