No amount of heavy techno music can make life better for the Colonial Marines in Aliens Vs. Predator.


As an Alien player, I feel sorry for the Colonial Marines. After all, the game is called Aliens Vs. Predator, not Aliens Vs. Predator Vs. Colonial Marines. Aside from being far too long a title, they simply aren't the stars of this show, existing as the control group in this giant, deadly experiment. One race gets stealth, one can run over walls and ceilings, and the third? Hell, we'll give him a gun and a human voice to scream with. That should do nicely.

Poor Colonial Marines. Look on the bright side! I wouldn't kill you if you weren't so damn tasty!

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