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Is Steve Jobs Trying To Protect Our Children From Cavities Too?

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Brian Crecente
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Handed out at the local Apple store during a night of mall trick or treating in lieu of candy. Shouldn't Apple be handing out King Sized Snickers bars, not patches, by now?

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