I Love It When Tekken 7's Mom And Dad Fight

Kazuya’s mom has got it going on, and by “it” I mean summoning tigers to beat up her husband. This is pretty much marriage in a nutshell.

Unlocking in Japanese arcades next week, Kazumi is the latest addition to the ever-expanding Mishima family. She’s Heihachi’s wife, so good on Heihachi for pulling that off despite resembling a buffed up version of the boss from Dilbert. That makes her Kazuya’s mother, which explains why his hair isn’t quite as bad.

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With Jin in the mix, that makes Kazumi a grandmother. Let’s watch grandma kick some ass.

Still no word on when we’ll see Tekken 7 on consoles, but the arcade version should be character-complete come next week and there’s a big video game show of some sort coming up soon, so I’m sure we won’t be waiting long.

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